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faux pee

When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.

Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.

by JJE August 17, 2008

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Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018

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