Fashionada 

A self-deprecating or otherwise derogatory term for someone who has little or no fashion sense. Someone with very little style or flair. Someone who cares very little about their appearance. Etymology: fashion + the Spanish word for nothing. Antonym: fashionista.

I quit wearing sweats every day when I looked in the mirror one day and realized that was all I had. I was officially a fashionada.

Fashionada by Pameelalala April 27, 2019

Old Fashioned 

Slang for a hand-job.

I didn't get into her pants, but at least I got an Old Fashioned out of it.

Old Fashioned by Jan Ullrich January 26, 2010

Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast 

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.

"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"

Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012

good old-fashioned buttsex 

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!

Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

good old-fashioned buttsex by DudeManBro January 22, 2015

Fashionably Late 

The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.

She arrived at the party fashionably late.

Fashionably Late by Anna October 8, 2003

fashionably challenged 

someone who is not properly into the trend of clothing

Danielle Toth is fashionably challenged, but Sara and Linda are not fashionably challenged.

fashionably challenged by ksutton94 July 2, 2009

Old Fashioned Toothbrush 

Brushing your teeth with a penis.

Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.

Old Fashioned Toothbrush by Jaretsvjj January 5, 2011