Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

Fart Potato

The fine art of breaking wind into a throw pillow without your friends knowing, then throwing the pillow to them. If done correctly, within seconds of them receiving the pillow, your friend will immediately be grossed out by the stink.

You: Here's a pillow.

Your friend: Thanks.....What the F--- is that smell.

You: LMFAO, you were just hit with the "Fart Potato"!

by JAWM October 19, 2012