Fart Bar 

A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.

Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.

Fart Bar by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

No-Fart Bar

When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...

The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.

No-Fart Bar by Edge8973 November 4, 2012

Bar stool Fart 

One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.

A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.

Bar stool Fart by Mike Loves Fat Clark January 16, 2010

Fart barking 

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

Fart barking by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

fart bark 

when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark

kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"

fart bark by russ sharp January 25, 2012

fart barnacle 

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.

What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!

fart barnacle by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014

Fart barrier 

The fart barrier is passing the point in a relationship where farting in each other's company has become accepted. Thus strengthening the relationship and bond of the couple.

I farted in front of Jules the other day! We finally made it through the fart barrier!

Fart barrier by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 20, 2014