Fan Boat

V. The act that a person makes after encountering diarrhea and having rapid, uncontrollable flatulence in the presence of others. Can also be used as propulsion while walking. to fart uncontrollably

Brian and I were racing today, luckily I ate tacos last night and was able to fan boat past him.

by Fan boat willy October 22, 2011

Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.

Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.

by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

Florida Fanboat

A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.

Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.

by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024