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Fact Hat 

An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.

Step One: Sarcastically yell “Wow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!”

Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.

Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.

Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.

Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.
Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?
Fact Hat by Scairen November 17, 2006
A state of affairs which has been proven to be true, but which is negative for or undesired by a protected group such as women, ethnic minorities, homosexuals, etc.
I told her that men have greater upper body strength than women. She told me to keep my hate facts to myself.
Hate Fact by Greg Snelgar July 6, 2020
A "hate fact" is a matter of truth, fact, or reality that supports an argument based on stereotype or prejudice.
Russell relied on hate facts like "women have 55% less upper body strength than men" to defend his opinion that women should be kept out of military combat.
hate fact by Hopkins21 June 10, 2016

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026