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Fact Hat

An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.

Step One: Sarcastically yell “Wow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!”

Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.

Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.

Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.

Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.
Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?
by Scairen November 17, 2006
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Hate Fact

A state of affairs which has been proven to be true, but which is negative for or undesired by a protected group such as women, ethnic minorities, homosexuals, etc.
I told her that men have greater upper body strength than women. She told me to keep my hate facts to myself.
by Greg Snelgar July 6, 2020
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hate fact

A "hate fact" is a matter of truth, fact, or reality that supports an argument based on stereotype or prejudice.
Russell relied on hate facts like "women have 55% less upper body strength than men" to defend his opinion that women should be kept out of military combat.
by Hopkins21 June 10, 2016
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