F.U.V.

Fuck You Vehicles are SUVs usually driven by unconscious soccer moms. Has more to do with the driver of the SUV then the SUV itself, except for the MPG. The vehicle can hold 5,6,7 or more children but only has only one child in it at any given time. You can see them parked in front of Wal-Mart or any other retail store taking up not 1, not 2, maybe more then 3 parking spots. The driver usually has a Starbucks coffee in one hand and the cell phone held up to their ear with the other hand and you guessed it all over the road. It usually has four wheel drive but has never actually been put into four wheel drive in its life. Basically the driver believes that they own the road because their vehicle is bigger then everyone else’s.

Crap did you see that chick in the F.U.V. on the way to work? She almost took out 2 motorcycles while talking on the phone.

How many miles to the gal do you think that F.U.V. gets?

by BDfPOOR October 2, 2009