FML FTW

Short for: Fuck My Life, Fuck the World-
A phrase used to imply that while one may have flaws, everything else does too- basically a sort of nihilistic way of accepting one's self and the imperfections we have by comparing the flaws of society to the flaws of the individual.
*comparable to "I'm so ugly, but that's ok 'cause so are you" in Nirvana's Lithium*

Guy 1: Aw shit, I totally embarrassed myself last night at the party. How can I ever come back from that?
Guy 2: Hey man, it's all good. FML FTW, right?

FML FTW by swagmoneyplaya October 8, 2020

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FMLFTW

Fuck My Life For The Win

An amalgamation of two zeitgeist acronyms.

1) Loosely defined as experiencing something awful (FML) in order to achieve great success (FTW).

2) A transcendently negative experience.

1) I was enslaved in a diamond mine for my entire childhood. My health was terrible and I lived in deplorable, subhuman conditions. My luck changed when I escaped to Antwerp with a 45 carat rock. FMLFTW!

FMLFTW by Gaultier Osterhase III June 29, 2009

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FMLFTW • fml • FML'd • FML club • fml forever • FML (Fucking Mothers Lover) • FML (fuck my life) • fml ihts • fml moment • FML Monday

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

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