FIB - Friend In Bed

A cleaner and nicer way to say to say fuck buddy for the terminally polite. So clean you can say it in front of Grandma.

First used by Requiem in Danse Macabre of the Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton.
Dude 1: Whats the deal with you and Julie?

Dude 2: She just my FIB.

Grandma: Fib?
by AnitaBlakeLover April 22, 2011
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Famed Imagined Boyfriend. This is a Famous Imaginary Boyfriend, who has actualized, taken form and is present.
My husband is also my FIB
by Paris Morgan January 18, 2010
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Fucking Illinois Bastard. Common insult if you're from Illinois going to Wisconsin. If you want to piss us off; say our state name with the "s" as that's a common thing in Iowa. The "s" is silent fuckball. Those of you who are writing fanfiction of Early Edition get our accent right, dammit. And don't use the word 'sammich' that's our joke. flatlander is another I heard too, April Derleth was careful not to use either of these terms as she worked with a few out of Chicago.
I heard this remark thrown at me at cheesehead in Iowa City, Iowa, as he was driving the bus on the University of Iowa campus in 1999, it was the first time I had this thrown at me. I had heard Mason City residents call me greaseball as there's still a lot of Anti-Italian prejudice there. My former boss at the pet store told me that I needed to shed my ethnic inland accent. He heard me call him a cheesehead, as he goes, "let me guess you're a fib, as only those from Chicago will use the term 'cheesehead' as it's chased with the fuck relative."
by ilinoishorrorman May 03, 2018
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To lie.
If man keeps telling fibs, he’s gonna get battered.
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by Inferno Thor May 15, 2018
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