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To lie right through your fucking teeth.
The serial killer fibbed to the police about what was in his basement.
by Santa Claus. December 17, 2008
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I have had a second home (cabin on a trout stream) in Central Wisconsin for over 30 years. Among my cheesehead friends in the local taverns, I am known as the King Fib. I don't regard it as perjorative; indeed, I am kind of proud.
by Pawnee April 08, 2007
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Famous Imaginary Boyfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The female version is FIG, Famous Imaginary Girlfriend.

Christian Bale has been my FIB for years, so it's a good thing my real boyfriend looks just like him.
by Paris Morgan March 25, 2008
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Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome.

FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area.
"Dude, why are you fuckin dancing around like that?"

"I got a bad case of FIBS, man."

"Fuckin scratch them, idiot."

"I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole."
by Riley July 20, 2004
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Crying little boy: mommy he touched me!

Mom: ARE YOU TELLIN FIBS AGAIN?!?
by XfibX January 12, 2011
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Friend In Bed. A much nicer way of saying Fuck Buddy.
'That guy you hooked up with last night was hawt!'
'Yeah, he's my FIB.'
by MalevolentWreck February 16, 2008
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