Ezlok 

An epic male 80 Troll Shaman in World of Warcraft. Can be a Blood Elf at will for a few minutes at a time. Also has fist weapons that are wolf heads. They, too, are epic, and named Pride and Greed. TFC.

Epic Shaman. Oh you mean Ezlok. Best Shammy on the server.

Ezlok by Angelbites March 11, 2009

The Elokobi Rule 

The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.

A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.

Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.

The Elokobi Rule by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010

Ezlo 

Link's talking cap in "The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap." Gotta love it!

Ezlo is always yelling directions at Link... but it's helpful.

Ezlo by Modern "Luminous" Knight June 20, 2005

eloka 

A man of pure heart. He’s intelligent,tall, muscular and has the mind of genius. He’s got eyes that make a woman wet herself. Quiet but funny when in his elements. A ladies man, he could be tagged the “woman snatcher”.

Oh my Eloka, my heart beats for you

eloka by Odin zigler January 2, 2019

ezok 

The sweetest guy you will ever meet, he's always there for you to talk to and help make you feel better. He is too kind and probably too nice to those who don't deserve it. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him so he dresses the way he wants. He's very understanding and loving, if you ever meet him you will think twice about the way you treat others because he is so gentle and friendly. Abraham is chill and fun to be around.

I love Ezok

ezok by ezokio December 18, 2017

eloke

stupid short child a barely used name in nigeria

father :why did i name you eloke
son:how would i get nyansh with that name

eloke by instagra November 9, 2020

eloksi 

cool kid

i wish i could be eloksi

eloksi by not eloksi lol November 23, 2021