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Extendahoe

Taken from the backhoes with extend-able necks, an Extendahoe is any female that is both a) a hoe and b) known for sticking her neck in your business when it ain't her business. Most commonly seen at parties. Often appear at inopportune moments.
Last night I was at a kegger and this bitch kept trying to join in mid-conversation between me and this other girl. She was being a real extendahoe
by Johnstowne Rhode June 3, 2010
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extendable second rule

Similar to 3 second rule, 5 second rule, 10 second rule

An (as of yet) unwritten rule that any food dropped on the floor may be picked up and eaten as long the person who dropped it states the number of seconds it has been on the floor and adds 'rule' on the end.

This is ever extendable for the length of time the food has been on the floor so can be used in any situation, especially if the dropped item is not easily accessible.

It is commonplace to wipe off some of the dust etc. before proceeding to eat
Person 1: Oh no I dropped my sweet under the table!
Person 2: No worries 25 second rule
Person 1: I thought that was just 3 seconds
Person 2: no it's the extendable second rule

*person 1 bends under table, retrieves sweet and eats it*
by JessieJess August 28, 2009
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Extendable Neck

An extendable neck is a creature of whom appears in human form, But when in need of Food it's neck can extend upwards and then bend and flex all directions in order to consume It's prey. It Began It's life eating all the Dinner Plates, so much so that his mother had to begin using paper plates so That her Money would not be wasted on Expensive Plates that would go into his stomach. He then began eating His School Bags, Hence His school bag changed everyday Until eventually he gave up on them. When The Neck retartacts it forms a giant skinlike bulge on the outside of the creatures former human body and it just becomes a giant slug rolling wround everywhere leaving behind a trail of sweat due to the excessive heat between the former body and it's skin flaps created by the necks extensions. There is One Feamle Extendable although the original is male, The Female Is exactly the same except her origins come from to much physical bifn with the Original extendable and She Features more Buck Teeth & Frizzy Heat Damaged Hair. Other Names used For the main creature (male) = Extendy Neck, Extendy, Extendable, Extoondi, Mumbai & Mumbo.
Look, It's Extendable Neck!

Oh My Gosh Dosn't that guy resemble The Extendable Neck?
by Jason Savagal January 16, 2009
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Extendaroo

To extend ones holiday.

Usually done the day before your flight departs home.
Also known as the stretcharoo
I went to Bali and didn't want to go back to Australia so did an extendaroo
by just here for the dogs July 18, 2018
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