(n.) the act of writing non-work-related content into a spreadsheet while at work, so as if to appear you're toiling away.

Veiled procrastination. Allows the Excel-poet to engage in confident eye contact whenever the boss walks by. Meanwhile, sweaty colleagues scramble to appear busy, mystified.
I have time to forge my definitions thanks to Excel Poetry.
by nolandc September 24, 2019
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