Evil Ghandi 

A version of Ghandi that is neither man nor animal, but a Manimal. He shares a link between both in that he has the appearance of a man and the sexual blood lust of a grizzly bear injected with the hormones of a man that never got laid in his 100 years of life and juices from all the most famous action stars testicles such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kimbo Slice, Triple H, The Rock, Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, and last but not least Bruce Lee. Evil Ghandi is called so because he fools you with the heartwarming appearance of the peaceful resistance loving man named Mahatma Ghandi, but in actuality he is a viscous freak who is obsessed with sneaking into young women and children's bedrooms to have his way with them. after which he kills them and eats their eyes for having looked upon his amazingly handsome body.

Jeff: i told the police that all i heard was screaming and bear noises when i entered the room all i saw was a bloody corpse that had the appearance of being brutally raped and their eyes eaten out.. all i could think was that it must have been Evil Ghandi.

Evil Ghandi by Jwalken August 4, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016