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Evan Tuck

He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.
Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019
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Evan James Tucker

This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:
Chick: I'm praying.
Dude: To God?
Chick: No way! To Evan James Tucker.
by OhhMyAshnitz(: May 20, 2010
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