A filipino maid with a good for nothing handwriting. Has a useless PHD in management, but for some reason "teaches" math. BY teach I mean speaking to the board in the middle of the battle field in the class. Always daydreaming about DADDY RONY. Her specialty is phone hunting, decorating the board, and writing names on a paper usually sent straight to the garbage. Usually speaks about some "fisible" region.
Popular sayings: "kindly cloose/estap dat one", " Do you unterstant", "You can to it, you are goot, I know dat you are goot".

Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.