Eurozen

The counter-culture of Eurotrash; exemplified by a clean, minimalist and purposeful approach to design, lifestyle, art and music. Eurozens are driven by a functional and ascetic sensibility and nonchalance/abhorrence for all things loud, gaudy, ostentatious or in other words, Eurotrash. Individual Eurozens may display a varying degree of self-effacing vulnerability.

“Chris Martin is the epitome of Eurozen!”
“Oooh, I dig SKAGEN watches and their Eurozen themes!”
“IKEA is a fad amongst working-class Eurozens”
“Kings of Convenience are like soooo Eurozen!”

Eurozen by kerouacsaq January 8, 2009

Eurocentric 

Systems of philosophy and historical revisionism to downplay the culture, innovation and intelligence of darker persons.

As a eurocentric, I have never read a time in history of any West African high technological civilizations.

Eurocentric by thescientist100 November 5, 2011

Europenis 

a person from or inhabiting Europe who is an absolute dick.

Person 1: Did you meet the new european guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's an absolute Europenis.

Europenis by HM Smith September 21, 2014

Europenie 

An uncircumcised penis. More common in Europe than the United States.

Yeah, Jenny prefers guys with europenies.

Europenie by HubbaHubbaHippo August 23, 2009

eurozone recovery 

"Eurozone Recovery": A fictitious belief akin to the second coming of Christ and forecasted to happen within minutes of each other.

Oh man, Peter drives so slowly that the Eurozone recovery will arrive before he does.

eurozone recovery by PipTrapper September 26, 2013

eurocentrism 

Eurocentrism is the practice of viewing the world from a European perspective and with an implied belief, either consciously or subconsciously, in the preeminence of European culture.

Definition taken from Wikipedia.

Man, why don't they talk about all the scientific advancements that other cultures contributed to modern civilization too? There's Eurocentrism for you.

eurocentrism by HosnyOut November 25, 2015

Europenis 

A penis that belongs to somebody/something from Europe.

Wow, Julian has a huge Europenis!

Europenis by Julian Sc. January 31, 2009