Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.
If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.
keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.
If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.
keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.
Happy birthday Essex
by thunderbearxxx June 5, 2014
Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!
Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color
Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color
by S p a c e January 29, 2023