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Espurr, the restraint pokemon. Capable of destroying everything of a 300 feet radius. The only way it restrains itself is by covering his upper head with its ears. Able to tell the future, its stare shows the terror it has forseen happen. Often used as comedy in social media, we are lucky we aren't close to ever see this happen.
Pokemon espurr
espurr by Joe-z g November 9, 2013
Related Words
Esnur Ennur Ensure Enuratique enur Ernur espurr esurprise Einur Elnur

nocturnal enuresis 

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.
Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.

enurance 

1. The ability to urinate for long periods of time.

2. A mix of endurance and urine.

3. Knowing how to urinate slowly to make it last longer, often used as a method of procrastination
His enurance increased greatly while trying to waste time during English.
enurance by terror-dactyl March 2, 2011
Esnr stands for eat sleep Netflix reapeat.
Teacher: what r u doing in the summer holidays.
Student:Esnr

Teacher: ?

Student: eat ,sleep, Netflix ,reapeat duhhh!
esnr by Netflixisbæ December 22, 2015
Pokemon' illuminati. Kills anyone within 300 foot radius when an idiot flips its ear(s) up
Clemont: I'm gonna look at Espurr 's ears.
Ash: DONT.DO.IT.
Clemont: -flips up ears-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Serena: Hey ash and clemont look what we..... WTF (she saw ash and clemont dead :D)

Ensurance Beer 

The extra beer you bring to a party to ensure you will have enough to get yourself drunk.

Commonly misspelled as "insurance beer."
Guy 1: Well I've got this 12-pack for myself, but I don't know if it'll be enough
Guy 2: Grab some ensurance beer, better safe than sorry.
Ensurance Beer by skootles September 2, 2010