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Entwhitled 

When a white person, typically middle aged or older, acts disproportionately entitled because they think they deserve special treatment. Frequently experienced in Trader Joe's, upscale department stores, and near spin classes. Related to suburban mom
"Bruh, why is this lady in my personal space?"
"She feels entwhitled to stand wherever the fuck she wants"
Entwhitled by Dunnotar June 21, 2018
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Entitled Parent

A Parent(97% of the time is a mother and can also be referred to as Karen ) who treats their child LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. They will literally do anything to make life hell for anyone else just for their "Precious Little Angel " whether it's letting them do whatever they want in public places with no consequence, or will literally try to steal other peoples property like Peoples Pets or Backpacks or bikes E.T.C. But when the authorities come they will try to lie and cheat their way out of a sticky situation. They can be seen driving Minivans/SUVs(Preferably Kia) with their children in tow. They can be found at places like Coffee shops, Fast Food Places, Public Playground, Dog Parks and literally anywhere else where kids would be. They generally live in the upper-middle-class suburbs and carry Gucci or Louis Vuitton Handbags and Glasses. To hear some of these stories check out r/entitledparents on Reddit.
Entitled Parent: YOU THERE My child really likes your dog
Person: Oh thank you
Entitled parent: YOU WILL GIVE ME THIS DOG OR ELSE I WILL TAKE YOU TO COURT FOR THEFT OF PROPERTY!
Person: But this is my dog who is microchipped under my name.
Entitled parent: I DONT CARE! (tries to steal the leash but horribly misses)
Person: (Does the smart thing and runs away)

r/entitledparents 

A subreddit, currently being featured on many Reddit-reading YouTube channels, that features stories about parents holding themselves to higher standards than others because they have kids. Contains many fake stories.
r/entitledparents: GIVE MY CHILD YOUR SWITCH, YOUR HOUSE, YOUR MONEY, YOUR FOOD AND YOUR VIRGINITY AND IF NOT THEN YOU'RE A BI- OOPS I MEAN IDIOT, I CAN'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF MY ANGEL
r/entitledparents by MrOrcaDood February 8, 2019

You are entitled to your opinion 

Considered a safe phrase
1. To agree to disagree
2. You have the right to your opinion, but at the same time go fuck yourself; and the horse you road up on
Person 1:
"I don't care to much for your overused phrases"

Person 2:
"Well, you are entitled to your opinion"

Person 1:
Yes, indeed I am.

playing it safe....huh?

Entitled Person 

A person who thinks any and all things should be done how they want it and should be given free things.
The Entitled Person wishes they got the item for free.

entitled 

When someone thinks they deserve better than anyone else for no reason. They are a horrible person but act like they are the best and think they should be worshipped for it.
The entitled man demanded he be first in line, even though he didn't get there first.
The woman expected the waitress take time out of her day to move her to a different table, even though it was against the rules.
entitled by imagreencrayon October 12, 2020

r/entitledparents 

mY CHiLD DEsErVEs iT CuZ u 2 0Ld 4 iT
EM: MY CHILD DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU!
EG (Entitled Git): YEAH!
Me: Well, you should've got it yourself. r/entitledparents. Look it up.
r/entitledparents by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019
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