Englaland

"Englaland" Is the the original name of "England", one of the Constituent coutries of The United Kingdom of Great Britian & Northern Ireland. Englaland translates into; "The home of the Angles", who were one of the first civilisations who populated England; The Anglo-Saxons. "Native" Englanders are a mix of Celts (Celtic), Angles (Anglo-Saxons) And various other ancient civilisations who invaded Ancient England and "mixed" in.

Person1: "Hey are you from Englaland?" Person2: "Don't you mean England?" Person2: "They're the same thing, idiot."

by Englunder July 10, 2010

England is my city

A famous saying by a fat and famous historical poet named Nick Crompton.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.

Nick Crompton: England is my City!!!
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge

by Importantquotes.org June 11, 2017

The city of England

Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic

ima Go to the city of england cause the US is litty

by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017

New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha

loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts

by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

England is my city

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul

Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017

New England

The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day

"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"

by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015