Carl: "D'you wanna go see "Rum Diary" at 8?"
Faith: "Sorry bro, I'm baking an Empire Biscuit with Jakob and Gabi"
"This coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes Empire Biscuits. I had a great one here last week"
Rebecca: "I feel really full after that Empire Biscuit"
Friend: "You dirty slut"
Faith: "Sorry bro, I'm baking an Empire Biscuit with Jakob and Gabi"
"This coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes Empire Biscuits. I had a great one here last week"
Rebecca: "I feel really full after that Empire Biscuit"
Friend: "You dirty slut"
by Ring Lardner III November 14, 2011