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When two guys spit roast a menstruating girl. On ejaculation, they "glaze" her with their semen.
Carl: "D'you wanna go see "Rum Diary" at 8?"
Faith: "Sorry bro, I'm baking an Empire Biscuit with Jakob and Gabi"

"This coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes Empire Biscuits. I had a great one here last week"

Rebecca: "I feel really full after that Empire Biscuit"
Friend: "You dirty slut"
by Ring Lardner III November 13, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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