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Someone who is so emotionally hurt, or depressed that they just want to crawl into their bed and cry until they're sick.

A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.

Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life
"Hey did you hear about Morgan?"

"No, what happened?"

"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."

"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."
by JewsJustCantDance January 07, 2012
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