a little creature that dwells in small towns and is evil at all hours of the day. Em R Lang's buy evil capes at Wal-Mart. If you ever meet an Em R Land, be careful of the pinky, for it is the evilest of all the fingers.
Youngin 1: "Look at that girl over there, she looks nice!"
Youngin 2: "Whoa! Be Careful! That's an Em R Lang!!! They are the beastly-est and evilest of all the land dwellers and sea dwellers!"
Youngin 1: "EEK!"
Youngin 2: "Whoa! Be Careful! That's an Em R Lang!!! They are the beastly-est and evilest of all the land dwellers and sea dwellers!"
Youngin 1: "EEK!"
by missmo November 23, 2009