The one person in the world that you should never upset.
Dude don't look at El conquistador he will ruin you world.
by johnelway October 29, 2009
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When you are masterbating on the bidet and you switch the water from warm to ice cold at the moment of climax
Adam may be on his bachelor party but no woman could compare to El Conquistador
by Jeremy is the guy May 7, 2022
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