Ejacucramp 

As ejaculation occurs the muscles at the base of the penis that assist with such an act start to cramp. Happen to be quite painful but also slightly pleasant.

"I told Andrew I had an ejacucramp this morning, the pain was oddly satisfying"

Ejacucramp by KenzieBoht September 30, 2019

Ejacucap 

When a woman takes the virginity of a man.

When are you going to ejacucap and gain your man card?

Ejacucap by DaynaDanger July 13, 2010

Ejacucapper 

A woman who deliberately takes men's virginities in order to successfully be a whore without the STD risk factors. A smart whore.

Dayna's on her fifth geek, she is definitely an ejacucapper

Ejacucapper by DaynaDanger July 13, 2010

ejacucapping

The process of a woman taking a man's virginity.

Dayna enjoys ejacucapping nerds

ejacucapping by DaynaDanger July 13, 2010

Ejacustamp 

When you ejaculate while thinking about your neighbor, or spouses good friend etc, you effectively ejacustamp on them. This semi permanent impression you place upon them will subconsciously give them and you a warm and fuzzy feeling the next time you see each other, without knowing why. For added affect, jizz in your hand, shake it around like dice and through it in the wind! The universe will reciprocate with an added bonus.

Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.

A visualization technique where you manifest your goals and conceive your future while ejaculating, increasing your chance of success by approximately 126%. For added effect, pump your arm in the air saying YES and repeating your goals during ejaculation. This works well solo, missionary and doggy position. It can also be helpful to listen to Tony Robbins at the same time. Make sure to tell your partner prior about your manifestation ejaculation technique or they may be confused. It is also recommended to take turns ejacustamping your goals one at a time, or it sounds a bit culty.

A form of pre-cognition, visualization technique where you conceive your future through thought in conjunction with ejaculation.

Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.

Ejacustamp by TheLimpyKing August 9, 2024