Ejacucramp
As ejaculation occurs the muscles at the base of the penis that assist with such an act start to cramp. Happen to be quite painful but also slightly pleasant.
Ejacucramp by KenzieBoht September 30, 2019
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Ejacucap
Ejacucap by DaynaDanger July 13, 2010
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Ejacucapper
A woman who deliberately takes men's virginities in order to successfully be a whore without the STD risk factors. A smart whore.
Ejacucapper by DaynaDanger July 13, 2010
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ejacucapping by DaynaDanger July 13, 2010
Ejacustamp
When you ejaculate while thinking about your neighbor, or spouses good friend etc, you effectively ejacustamp on them. This semi permanent impression you place upon them will subconsciously give them and you a warm and fuzzy feeling the next time you see each other, without knowing why. For added affect, jizz in your hand, shake it around like dice and through it in the wind! The universe will reciprocate with an added bonus.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
A visualization technique where you manifest your goals and conceive your future while ejaculating, increasing your chance of success by approximately 126%. For added effect, pump your arm in the air saying YES and repeating your goals during ejaculation. This works well solo, missionary and doggy position. It can also be helpful to listen to Tony Robbins at the same time. Make sure to tell your partner prior about your manifestation ejaculation technique or they may be confused. It is also recommended to take turns ejacustamping your goals one at a time, or it sounds a bit culty.
A form of pre-cognition, visualization technique where you conceive your future through thought in conjunction with ejaculation.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
A visualization technique where you manifest your goals and conceive your future while ejaculating, increasing your chance of success by approximately 126%. For added effect, pump your arm in the air saying YES and repeating your goals during ejaculation. This works well solo, missionary and doggy position. It can also be helpful to listen to Tony Robbins at the same time. Make sure to tell your partner prior about your manifestation ejaculation technique or they may be confused. It is also recommended to take turns ejacustamping your goals one at a time, or it sounds a bit culty.
A form of pre-cognition, visualization technique where you conceive your future through thought in conjunction with ejaculation.
Yesterday, I ejacustamped on my neighbor for the third time, it felt great. Then I suddenly felt the impression to take them cookies as a neighbor treat. I find my neighbors waving to me a lot more lately. My significant other friends are also much kinder to me.
Ejacustamp by TheLimpyKing August 9, 2024
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dead drop
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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