Eenlish 

The western, eastern, and obscure diallects and variations of Eenlish. The language of the Tun by the Tun where G's are either added or removed depending on the variation.

Western Eenlish is the addition of G's to words after the letting N, as long as its not in the begining of the word.

Eastern Eenlish is the removal of G's from words after N's.

Obscure Eenlish words are all of the words that the Tun has mispronounced from the traditional english language.

Western Eenlish words:

Funny -> Fungy
Money -> Mongy

Eastern Eenlish words:

Amazing -> Amazeen
Hang -> Hane
Wang -> Wane

Obscure Eenlish words:

Name -> Nane
Bias -> Biats
Dick Suck -> Duck Sick
Except -> Extept
Judas Priest -> Dujas Priest
Sushi -> Susi
Swimmers -> Swimpers

Eenlish by tunman June 9, 2009

eelisha

EELisha is a type of creature that doesn’t exist to the untrained eye. They may seem invisible but we assume their there. Many may want to fight EELisha but it’s ok they don’t have a mortal body they cannot be hurt physically……yet

Did u see EELisha???

EELisha?! Oh you mean eel.

Existence is futile

eelisha by Am always right October 13, 2021

Egnlish major 

Derivatives: "Englsih major," ""enlish major," and the like.

n. An English major who unintentionally defies the stereotypes of the typical student in the program, typically enrolled due to a hyper fixation on a certain field of study, with disregard to, or lack of skills in other aspects of the major.

An English major may be an Egnlish major for a few examples:
1. They may enjoy reading and could read an entire piece of literature in one sitting, but may lack enough writing skills for you to question how they even got into college.
2. They have writing skills that combat the talent of Shakespeare, Austen, or Milton, but if you ask them to take the time to read just a single line of text from their work, you will give them an aneurysm as they hate reading.
3. They went into the English major as a result of being undecided but obligated to enroll in college, but somehow became the most successful and talented student in the English department.

"Is having bad spelling jsut an Egnlish major thing?"

Egnlish major by uranao April 18, 2022

eenglish 

n. Pronounced (E-Eng-lish): The current and rapidly growing form of the English language, beginning c.1980 (postdating old, middle, and modern english), that has resulted from mass public use of electronic communication such as email and text-messaging.

adj. of or related to any word whose origins are directly rooted in electronic forms of communication.

Whereas slang has traditionally hampered communication between old and young generations, many people now additionally struggle to understand the rapidly changing and somewhat cryptic eenglish spoken by those who have grown up with computers.

eenglish by R.M. Brannon September 29, 2005