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Edjamakation 

The level of education recieved from the school of a very small town where funding is low, resulting in the release of a swarm of seniors not truly prepared for the real word each year. Edjacmation can also be used in a joke or in mocking fashion to imply that the rival school's sport's team is of a lower education then themselves.
Larry: Hey whats the number for Pi?
Jamie: 3.17!
Carl: Looks like you've got yourself a mighty fine Edjamakation!
Edjamakation by Ferdinand Maximilian November 29, 2010
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edjumacation 

Education within the hegemonic paradigm, but in the context of an appropriately limited valuation thereof.
I'm off to Brown to gets my edjumacation, and when I come back, I'll be the smartest asshole at Burger King.

edjamacation 

meaning education; the act or process of imparting or acquiring general knowledge, developing the powers of reasoning and judgment, and generally of preparing oneself or others intellectually for mature life.
Edjamacation is vital to obtaining a good job.
edjamacation by Diesel-D July 24, 2010

edjumacation 

edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.
"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."
edjumacation by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

ejamacation 

the education of knowing how to ejaculate.
yo my ejamacation is better than yours, you always get rug burn when you do it.
ejamacation by Big Macy mo January 28, 2008

edumakationed 

"edumakationed" is my friend's failed attempt to spell educated, wich is of course due to their skill issue
Person 1:I'm edumakationed
Person 2:wha-
Person 1:I mean educated
Person 2:how can someone fail to spell a word that bad?
edumakationed by zelda#001 September 17, 2021
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