Eaux deKal

(proper noun). A fragrance popular with Trans-Siberian transsexual fuckboys, this cheap body oil combines the erotic scents of placenta, fresh plastic, stale newports, chin vomit and days old lubricant.

The dude smelled like a cumdumptruck...must have been wearing Eaux deKal.

by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011