Eastampton
Eastampton by AZNFTW December 12, 2010
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eastampton
Eastampton is the shit hole town that has nothing to do except find ways to get into trouble. When captain Krastik is on duty, you can get away with just about anything. Most days in this town consist of walking around, eating, and harrassing little kids.
eastampton by garsh July 30, 2008
Easthampton
1.A medium sized town in western massachusetts. Middle class, post-industrial, with a sprinkling of art people and proto-yuppies. Easthampton is Northampton's white trash sister. Westhampton and Southampton are it's inbred hick cousins. It's considered improper for its younger residents to portray it in a positive light.
2.The Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
2.The Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Easthampton by Lee Iacocca May 22, 2005
Easthampton, MA
Small town in Western Massachusetts also known as E-town. Except for a small few, it is mostly inhabited by white trash. The towns saving graces include a great soft serve place, and a non-profit art space.
Jose used to live in Easthampton, MA, but he moved to China, and can no longer have Tasty Top or goto the Flywheel.
Easthampton, MA by Bottlevsface August 28, 2007
Easthampton high school
Easthampton high school is a school where everyone is rich enough to buy a variety of drugs and get away with it because their parents don’t love them, there’s either some making out in the bathroom or OD ing at their lockers
Easthampton high school by Travis Scott??? November 23, 2021
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