Eastampton

Best town in New Jersey and had the Great White Buffalo

Damn! That lucky SOB got to go to Eastampton.

by AZNFTW December 12, 2010

eastampton

Eastampton is the shit hole town that has nothing to do except find ways to get into trouble. When captain Krastik is on duty, you can get away with just about anything. Most days in this town consist of walking around, eating, and harrassing little kids.

when a little kid is walking around in eastampton, we ask if his pants r wal-mart or k-mart brand.

by garsh July 30, 2008

Easthampton

1.A medium sized town in western massachusetts. Middle class, post-industrial, with a sprinkling of art people and proto-yuppies. Easthampton is Northampton's white trash sister. Westhampton and Southampton are it's inbred hick cousins. It's considered improper for its younger residents to portray it in a positive light.

2.The Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

Let's go to Easthampton and loiter around the 7-11 until the cops get pissed.

by Lee Iacocca May 22, 2005

Easthampton, MA

Small town in Western Massachusetts also known as E-town. Except for a small few, it is mostly inhabited by white trash. The towns saving graces include a great soft serve place, and a non-profit art space.

Jose used to live in Easthampton, MA, but he moved to China, and can no longer have Tasty Top or goto the Flywheel.

by Bottlevsface August 28, 2007

Easthampton high school

Easthampton high school is a school where everyone is rich enough to buy a variety of drugs and get away with it because their parents don’t love them, there’s either some making out in the bathroom or OD ing at their lockers

“Where do you go to school”
“Easthampton high school”
“Oh shit really hmu wit your plug”

by Travis Scott??? November 23, 2021