bald eagle tears

The essence of merica itself. Typically extremely sweet tea or Mountain Dew. Also refered to as diabetes sauce
I drank a gallon of bald eagle tears and all of the democrats cried. Merica y'all
by Shore redneck January 25, 2014
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Eagles’ Tears

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen
by jvrs April 16, 2023
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