A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.
"Hey, Mark, wanna join our Dutch Train?"
"Choo choo! All aboard the Dutch Train!"
by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 18, 2019
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When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.
Me and my friends went under the blanket and performed a Dutch oven train.
by Ashniinii November 5, 2023
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That feeling when you suddenly remember about a completely inappropriate sexual advance in the workplace
Sam I just thought I'd mention that I'd completely forgotten about that

Oh thanks Joe I'd also completely forgotten about that. What a Dutch train!
by JonWilson November 7, 2019
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