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Dutch Touchdown

to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.

Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
Dutch Touchdown by Splashmaster December 30, 2012

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026