Dusty J 

When a female does a line of Cocaine off of a male's erect penis then performs fellatio on the male.

Dude last night was insane, I got a Dusty J in the Applebee's ladies room from a Motley Crue roadie!

Dusty J by Lemur Lord October 26, 2015

Dusty Justy 

The act of "holding" ones business too long because the bathroom is occupied, and in result crapping your pants.

-Where's our accountant?
-Oh, She had to leave early, she had a Dusty Justy!

Dusty Justy by mustacheio June 9, 2009

Dusty Julius 

The act of taking a freshly made strawberry Julius, pouring it in your partner's butthole, and then sucking it out through a plastic curly straw. The Strawberry Julius may be substituted for Orange Julius, but for authenticity a Strawberry Julius should be used.

My wife gave me the most amazing Dusty Julius last night!!

A Dusty Julius is often abbreviated as “DJ” — “Sure could use a DJ to help me unwind after this stressful day!”

Dusty Julius by Yolonda1232 November 30, 2017

Dusty Jellyfish 

An elderly woman's vagina.

I had some nice dusty jellyfish last night.

Dusty Jellyfish by Niles Jones May 2, 2010

dusty jimmy 

while engaging in any sexual activity that requires a man to present his penis in the open on the beach; while it is out it gets all sandy and therefore, its a dusty jimmy

I was boning my chick on the beach last night, rolled around a bit, and ended up with a dusty jimmy!!

dusty jimmy by ho fasho December 7, 2006

dusty jam 

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

dusty jam by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Dusty Johnson 

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).

I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!

Dusty Johnson by pownzor14 May 15, 2018