Duquesne University 

prop. n.; a Catholic college located in Pittsburgh, PA attended by students either unable to afford the University of Pittsburgh. Freshmen enjoy Duquesne for about three weeks before realizing that, in fact, they do not wish to relive high school socially and academically, or when they realize that they cannot have sex with their significant others without a priest trying to knock down the dorm-room door.

Josh spent his four years at Duquesne University partying on Pitt's campus because having a good time was permitted there.

Duquesne University by Okzoz August 1, 2011

Duquesne University Internet 

1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.

2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.

3.) YouTube.....forget it.

4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.

I got "Duquesned" by Duquesne University Internet

Duquesne University Internet by Here We Go1 January 28, 2011