Dump fuzz 

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.

*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"

Dump fuzz by JKRex January 17, 2015