The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.
*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*
Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."
You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."
You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
by JKRex January 18, 2015