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Dudruff Fetish 

Dandruff Fetish has been defined as a pronounced sexual interest in Dandruff or other fungus's of the scalp. The biggest attraction for a Dandruff Fetish is mainly the odor or the whiteness of the dead skin cells. For a Dandruff Fetish, points of attraction include the shape and size of the dead skin cells (e.g., long pieces, short pieces, pointed pieces, skin color).

People who have a Dandruff enjoy watching people with Dandruff play with each others hair and have been known to ask there sexual partners if they can pick through their hair like monkeys and extract the white goodness.
The smelling and sometimes sucking of the top of the scalp is normal for people with this particular fetish.
Bill was very pissed of because he could not find any Dandruff porn on the internet to fuel his Dudruff Fetish because his girlfriend was annoyed because her cuntballs where pissing her off so she would not let him suck her scalp.
Dudruff Fetish by Saxman443 January 9, 2010
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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