Drunglier Bitch 

A rare but severe condition in which a person at which you are looking actually manages to become uglier in direct connection to the amount of alcohol that you consume. Most of the time people become more attractive, but this person will become less attractive the more you drink. This condition is extremely rare.

A girl at this party was fairly cute at the start of the night, but the more I drank the uglier and uglier she got. I thought it might be due to her drinking, but came to figure out that she wasn't drinking; just kept being a DRUNGLIER BITCH.

Drunglier Bitch by Dr. Unkly January 7, 2010