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The title given to the patron devine being of manliness. The "Drayton Lewis" has the most luscious of beards, the most on point of fashion, makes coffee in a whiskey barrel, and gives no fucks (besides the occassional your bitch). You may often find him hunting moosi with his bare hands or tending to his dragon farm in Isengard.
"What's your name?"
"Johnny Done"
"If you ain't Drayton Lewis, I dont wanna talk."
by Ppllaayyeerr11 December 22, 2014
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