Dramabyte

A measurement of Drama or Whineyness, usually conveyed by means of electronic communication (Text, email, Facebook Posts, Tweets, etc).

The actual measurement of a dramabyte is double the actual data size of the text or communication (For example, a 6 KB SMS is 12 Dramabytes - a 3 MB pic of drama, that's over 6,000 dramabytes.) mainly because of the pain in the ass it is to read such messages.

A persons cell phone or internet service provider may begin to limit dramabytes at the option of the user, see examples.

"I can't see your text messages, but i'm above my dramabyte limit this month."
"Stop posting this shit, you're flooding my device with millions of dramabytes. It's overloaded."

"Oh God, the stupid bitch is a Dramabyte Denial of Service attack every time you see her."

by CPL_Sal March 17, 2015

dramatextual

A person who insists on over reacting to the most mundane of texts. A dramatextual makes everything a problem and always reads into messages with an irrational viewpoint. Dramatextuals interpret short texts received as being terse, abrupt, or uncaring. Long texts received are perceived as condescending, and as though the sender is lecturing. Either way, expect drama from a dramatextual.

No matter how I respond to her, she takes offense and starts lighting my phone up with crazy texts. She is such a dramatextual.

by knowconcept November 17, 2022

dramabot

A person whose head is empty, except for the drama that their mind is consumed with creating. Someone who is constantly causing drama and problems.

Daniel keeps causing shit, he's such a dramabot.

by Jason Kolesnikowicz September 16, 2006

dramabot

A person who starts drama and never finishes it. Also characterised by inability to deal with drama about them.

"You hear Brooke started another fight?"
"She's such a dramabot.."

by Th3 W1ck3d 0n3 August 1, 2008

Dramantedy

Short for a movie in the dramatic romantic comedy genre.

My girlfriend loves a good dramantedy movie.

by D3F1N4T0R February 22, 2011

dramameter

A measureing device used to measure the amount of drama involved in a situation or person. The measurement is in the form of a number, 1 being the least amount of drama and 10 being the highest.

Stay away from that girl her dramameter is on 10!

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Dramameter

Dramameter (Dr A mamet E r) - The unit of distance traveled by the Waaambulance to reach its intended victim. Shorter distances register higher on the Dramameter.

I had to dump that girl. Her dramameter was pegged.

by McSteve July 3, 2008