A sarcastic insult for someone who is a realist/killjoy.

1. The killjoy at the party/your friend that tells you when that girl you're hitting on is out of your league.
2. Your realist fried that brings you back to earth when your head is stuck in the clouds.
Tim: I really like her, I think I'm gonna go for it!
John: You don't have a job and you're terrible with women. Stop dreaming.
Tim: Well thank you Dr.Real!
by The real slim Spencer June 1, 2015
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