Douchy Swag 

It's that thing that only a borderline cocky/confident guy presents that girls should watch out for, but will surely allure them in to boning a guy that is no good for them. May be present in forms of sarcasm, smirks or a guy that is good looking and knows it and uses it to his advantage.

Guys with no jobs or just plain out losers that try to hard to get girls do not have this, those are just douche bags, period.

Girl: I totally want to bone my neighbor.
Friend: Yup, he has that douchy swag!

Douchy Swag by swaglover June 30, 2011

Douche Swag 

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger

Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.

Douche Swag by Young Don23 August 13, 2012

douche swaggled 

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

douche swaggled by part time chef February 9, 2014

doucheswag 

Signage, decoration, or other paraphernalia added to one's identifying possession(s), such as a vehicle, which the owner thinks makes them look cool but, in reality, just announces to the world that they are a douchebag.

Did you see all the doucheswag on that truck? Dangly truck-balls, blinding LED accent lights, and a "suck-on-this" bumper sticker to boot!

doucheswag by alexk81 September 29, 2019

Doucheswag 

A person who's awesome, cool, and popular, but also a douche. You hate everything about them, but secretly want to be them.

Dave: Jeremy is a pretty cool guy - he's got lots of friends.
Alex: Yeah, but he also wears hats backwards and calls people 'bro'.
Dave: I guess he's a doucheswag.

Doucheswag by KobeLebronKobe August 10, 2010

douchswag 

A self-absorbed person with a painfully over-inflated ego, who multiplies the effect of their attitude by dressing in overstated brand clothing.

Bro, look at that clown Chase in his puffy-ass Supreme coat! What a douchswag!

douchswag by FireHawk February 16, 2025

Douche bag Christmas swagg 

noun, the garb worn directly after christmas by people who have recieved copious amounts of clothing, accescories and the like as gifts on christmas. Most often matching to the button in color, brand and pattern, Douche bag Christmas swagg is worn mostly by, but not limited to trailer trash, middle school kids, socially underdeveloped high schoolers and virgins. Spotted normally from December the 26th to about the 4th or 5th of January.

cool guy: So i went to the mall to return some of the stuff from christmas i didnt want and laughed at some cock sucker wearing matching DC shoes, hat, shirt, hoodie and ray ban knock off sunglasses.

other cool guy: yeah, hes rollin like a big shot in his Douche bag Christmas swagg. Most likely a virgin

Douche bag Christmas swagg by briggles December 10, 2010