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An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.
After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.
by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009
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When someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.
Andy Dick is a douchewizard.
by Coltrane1 July 31, 2008
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