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Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
Douche Bag Mafia by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011
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Mafia Douchebag 

Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.
Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.
Mafia Douchebag by BorisSDT June 23, 2011
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