Double Showcase 

A level of hype far superior to other levels of hype. This is the feeling people get after winning both showcases on the popular daytime television game show: The Price Is Right. It's an extremely rare occurrence on the television show, and one that would make any person stoked to the highest degree.

Darrius: Hey there, James. So tell me, why did I get so many texts from you last night containing only exclamation points?

James: Check this out, homie. So I met back up with that hot chick, Taylor, right? And we were getting ready go back to my place when that other chick Li shows up. So I got her to come back too.

Darrius. Unbelievable, man. I cannot believe that you managed to get two beautiful women to come back to your place. So please, continue your story. What did you manage to do afterwards?

James: Check it, I took them back to my place and nailed them both at the same time! I executed it like a champion and believe me, I was so fuckin' Double Showcase that I almost exploded in anticipation.

Double Showcase by DjTSilly November 7, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012