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1) The gentleman dork. A slightly bit more sociable dork who is unabashedly proud of his devotion to certain genre, activity, or culture yet finds him/herself in the midst of actual cool people. Often perceived as being silly, witty or funny when they are really just being super dorky. Often labeled an “enthusiast” rather than a dork, these cats are known to sip some good hoppy, bitter beer that’s named after them.

2) American Pale Ale, brewed by Eddie L., is for the real dorks who relishes the finer things in life, like a good flavorful, hoppy beer that is not pretentious

3) A complimentary beverage fit for an enthusiast of certain genre, activity, or culture. Drink a Dorq when you’re dorking out. The Only Beer that Really Gets You…
1) Leonard cracked open a bottle of Dorq while listening to Sheldon's rant. He tuned out the diatribe... while the memory of Penny's boobs floating by his nerd-chic specs

2) Hey Mike, do we have some those delicious Dorqs? Let's go to ESS lounge and play some darts!
Dorq by LiverpoolFCforever January 15, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
My second clue that Archibald was a dorque was a look of satisfaction upon donning the newly-purchased "DORQUE" t-shirt that I had not seen since he first successfully installed Virtualbox on his Linux laptop. It goes without saying that the first clue was the "DORQUE" t-shirt he just bought from CafePress.
dorque by aloysius3 March 12, 2009
Related Words
A black Dora
Ur a dorquisha u black Dora wanna be ehmm
(Erica,Alina,Lianna from Everett Wa)

Dorquemada 

The head of any organization's I.T. department, particularly those who abuse their power.

Named for Tomás de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition from 1483 until his death in 1498.
A. Why can't I get online at school? I'm a f**king teacher for God's sake!
B. Dorquemada at County says it will cost too much for the bandwith.
A. That his fat ass is eating up playing Warcraft....
Dorquemada by jimbles May 4, 2010
alternative spelling of Dork, sometimes with exaggerated, drawn-out pronunciation. Sometimes used with archaic English for added effect.
Thou art a royal Dorque.
dorque by John J. Ronald February 14, 2006
a person who eats of its mothers chest, while sucker her nipples
Joe Chugg does this very often
dorque by Josh Preson November 24, 2003

dorquita 

She is a very good person and can sometimes have a little anger in her but other wise she is so cute and good
Dorquita
dorquita by Dxxxiixix May 19, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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