Dook Muffin 

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

Dook Muffin by Vendon March 26, 2009

dorkmuffin 

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

Dorkmuffin 

A person who is endearingly naïve and constantly cheerful.

Alex, quit goofing around, you silly dorkmuffin.

Dorkmuffin by The Legendary Dingus January 30, 2023