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Doodle Dust 

A common term used to describe the dust left on your penis a few minutes after having wet wet sex.
Todd: Dude, your apartment is filthy!

Fuckface: Sorry bra, I had a crazy night last night with Sarah... And the aftermath is all of this doodle dust spread around the room.

Todd: Gross! Bust out the dustbuster!!
Doodle Dust by spyoptiks June 15, 2011
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doodle dust 

The orange cheese doodle dust thats left on your hand after you eat cheese doodles
After eating cheese doodles, I could not remove the doodle dust from my fingers.
doodle dust by ReedCUS24 September 12, 2007

Doodle Dust 

Bro: "Hey man you got that doodle dust?"
Bro 2: "No, I snorted it all..."
Doodle Dust by Whoneerci May 22, 2018

doodie dust 

the little remnants of poop left in the toilet after a flush
I was going to use the toilet at work, but it still had someone's doodie dust in it.
doodie dust by lillyvz May 21, 2011

Dusting the Doodle

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of a mans erect penis.....often followed by a blowjob in lieu of "gumming" the coke
"Dude, that Susan chick is totally into dusting the doodle, last night, she dusted my doodle, then blew me like i was paying for it.... Best part is that it was HER coke"
Dusting the Doodle by Diesel1308 December 29, 2009

doodlebuster

a bug that can give a punishing blow to a doodle(penis, or male reproductive organ)
shit man that doodlebuster almost caught me .
doodlebuster by flanker22332 January 12, 2008
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