Doodie Fuck

When a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a massive pile of feces between the woman's legs. Then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect penis, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. Failure to wash up afterwards can result in Doodie Dick (see definition).

Man Jocelyn is so hot I wanna Doodie Fuck her all night long.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

doobie fuck

Jack ass

Kathy:
Hey, you're being a real doobie fuck.

Togan: ok.

by Kathydraapier May 29, 2017

stinky fuck doodle

when a man has had sex with various animals, his penis begins to stink like animal shit.

dude i just saw aaron fucking yet another goat, he has to have a stinky fuck doodle by now.

by the voice of the common cock August 18, 2010

Fuck doodle

I don't know, I just wrote a random word not even kidding

"You little fuck doodle"

by Fuck doodle March 8, 2019

fuck-a-doodle-doo

A sarcastic exclamation of joy. Said by Pete in "Shaun of the Dead". Interesting sidenote; the original line was "scooby-fucking-doo", but had to be changed for legal reasons.

"He's fun to have around."
"Why? 'Cos he can impersonate an orangutang? Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"

by cakeandfinewine September 24, 2004

Fuck a doodle doo

An exclamation of surprise - first thought to have been used in the film 'Shaun Of The Dead' but was actually used 10 years before, in the film '4 Weddings And A Funeral' and is uttered by Hugh Grant.

Fuck a doodle doo - " Fuck-a-doodle-doo ! " (Charles)

by Willa Doso August 31, 2017

Fuck a doodle doo

1.) An expression of cynicism or to be unimpressed. Used in the film "Shaun of the Dead."
2.) An expression of surprise and alarm.

"Why, because he can impersonate an orangutang? Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo."

by Megan I. July 10, 2005