Donut Party

Any event, situation or gathering primarily attended by lesbians. The donut hole represents the vagina. The lesbians can then be further delineated by the type of donut they represent.

Plain Donut - Wallflower lesbian
Old Fashioned - Old lesbian
Chocolate - Black lesbian
Glazed - A lesbian who just finished going down on another lesbian
Powdered - Coked up lesbian
Jelly - Menstruating lesbian
Maple Frosted - Canadian lesbian
Cruller - Actually a tranny but passes as a lesbian OR a skinny lesbian OR any lesbian who owns a strap-on
Bear Claw - Fat, old lesbian who's responible for making new lesbians
Munchkin - Young lesbian
Lemon Filled - A lesbian who also has sex with men OR a lesbian who gets peed on by other lesbians, usually Bear Claws

"Wow. It's dyke night again? It's always a donut party here."

Similar to munchkin box, which relates specifically to high school or college-age lesbian events.

Donut Party by thecentipede June 20, 2010

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dont bring koolaid to a grown mans party

has multiple definitons

1. meaning to bring your A game to wherever you go

2. when going to a party to bring alcohol

Damn man you got your ass layed out, you know this shit man, dont bring koolaid to a grown mans party.

dont bring koolaid to a grown mans party by columbus kid March 10, 2008

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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